Maybe-Not

For the record, I’m not always home by 7:15

There is a feather taped to my cube

The Aftermath

Foggy today

Carrying an old person pill holder is so much easier than three bottles of vitamins in my purse

» Moleskine Exchange

I’m diggin’ the First Ba-Donk-a-Donk

When doing an audit, I spend 65% of my day thinking/worrying about document references

Me: I found it
Me: I have to document the windows admins reviews we did
Me: The reference will be IT 3.04.02.02
Co-Worker: ok got it
Me: Actually, it'll be IT 3.00.02.04
Me: Sorry
Co-Worker: how do you know what all these references mean
Me: haha, I have a cheat sheet
Me: 3 is testing, 00 is all apps (04 was Kronos, but I wanted to put them all in one), 02 is Logical access, and then 04 is the 4th thing in that group
Me: lol
Co-Worker: yea i would hope so
Co-Worker: did you create this
Me: G. did
Me: It's kind of brilliant
Me: Even though so anal, and so G.
Co-Worker: brilliantly confusing
Me: haha

I may have found a new doctor

doree:

Best doctor ever:

One recent night, the clinic was staffed by Dr. Steven Strauss, edgy and white-haired, who said that his bosses had proposed the new title of “walkinist,” to go with his old one, internist.
Dr. Strauss said his past had helped prepare him for the rigors of nighttime work: He had dabbled in est and Scientology, and, in his early 20s, worked at a Safeway in Washington. He said his boss at Safeway used to berate him for being slower than the middle-aged checker working next to him; he quit, went to medical school, and hung his Safeway checker’s diploma in his bathroom to remind him of what might have been.

So far, Dr. Strauss said, there has been a run of urinary tract infections, chest pain, abdominal pain, internal bleeding and genital herpes. “That’s pretty challenging, to tell someone at 2 in the morning for the first time that they’ve got genital herpes,” Dr. Strauss confessed.

» Canned Pumpkin: What Is It Really Made Of?

Oh man!!! I’ve been making squash cookies all these years.

courtneyc:

It’s actually squash! Gasp! This totally blows my little pumpkin pie making mind!