October 2007
28 posts
“I take my compliments in checks.”
– Guy on the street
Oct 29th
My Weekend
October 26 - 28, 2007 Andrea and Amy come to visit. The Six Month President is born. By LauraDameeks Tags : BAR mitzvah (1:36) , Hoboken, Israel (2:42) , JAGER BOMBS (0:54) , M+Ms (2:11) , New York City, Saturday (1:45) , Supersoak that ho., adult diapers (1:40) , awkward (0:22) , bars, clutz (2:33) , costumes (1:45) , dancing (3:12) , drunk, eyeliner (0:04) , firstAid...
Oct 29th
“Maybe next time she’ll learn that if you cover one pole with latex, you...”
– Slut Machine, my favorite fucking blogger ever.
Oct 25th
Do You Now Ash Your Cigarettes In The Sweets You... →
Yes.
Oct 25th
Me Today Swap
October 24, 2007 Peter and I swap lives! Check out the video I did for him: www.viddler.com/explore/wusspett/videos/39/ By LauraDameeks Tags : MeToday, Pigsty (0:31) , Swap, Wusspett, cabin-fever (1:26) , embarressed (0:50) , foreshadowing (2:17) , frustrating (0:24) , home, messy, rant (1:53) , ripped (2:05)
Oct 24th
“Some Americans will think I’m crazy. Many people died, two prominent...”
– Doris Lessing
Oct 24th
Alternative fuels.
Me: Tour bus that runs on love and peace
Lauren: lol
Me: Or hate.
Me: If we could use up hate to power things, that would be amazing.
Lauren: Yeahhh
Lauren: And then I'd be okay with Repubs driving Hummers
Lauren: because all of their racism and sexism can be channelled somewhere productive
Me: Exactly. Man, that's such a great thing to think about.
Oct 23rd
UserTalk: BCC
October 22, 2007 BCC is teh hawsome. By LauraDameeks Tags : BCC, GMail, UserTalk, censorship? (0:31)
Oct 22nd
Oct 22nd
Bloomingdales
October 18, 2007 The Bloomingdale’s on 59th and Lex always has the weirdest window displays…. By LauraDameeks
Oct 18th
Oct 17th
Truer words were never spoken.
Me: Do you know if there's a way in excel to convert CAPS to Caps.
Me: Without retyping everything manually.
Jonathan: there might be
Jonathan: but i don't knwo it
Me: YOU SUCK
Me: What's that Ivy league degree for anyway?
Jonathan: show off
Jonathan: no real utility
Oct 16th
I sort of hate that saying.
Me: Things are ok. We're stressed and not getting enough support from management, what else is new.
Brian: ah well, it is what it is...
Me: Unless it's something else entirely.
Oct 16th
Oct 13th
Wait
Is Brandy on America’s Next Top Model?
Oct 12th
Oct 12th
My Face Today
My Face Today October 12, 2007 I’m random, it’s part of my charm By LauraDameeks Tags : chin, dimple, face, morning, noMakeup, random, tired
Oct 12th
Oct 11th
“I thought it was an interesting thing to ask people to do and compare it to...”
– Jonny Greenwood
Oct 11th
The Radiohead albums that could have been
Jonathan: thom was like
what is the worst title ever
in rainbows!
Me: hahah
Jonathan: "oy we have a title!"
Me: 2nd runner up was: My Glass Eye Itches
Jonathan: haha. 3rd runner up was: I Love Penis
Me: Oh dear.
Jonathan: ok that's a lie
Me: But they were like, 3rd and 1st are so similar.
Jonathan: it's "Teddy Bears and Lollipops"
Me: Kittens and Dew Drops
Jonathan: haha
Me: These are a few of my favorite things.
Jonathan: haha
Unicorn Tears!
Me: Baby Eyelashes!
Oct 10th
It'll all be easier if the world just ends in 2012...
Me: Even though I'm still annoyed that everyone is incredulous that someone could find happiness living on the grid and having a job.
Taylor: yeah fair enough
Me: Cuz that's what I plan on doing for the rest of my life, and if I have to spend it justifying my choices to my friends, well that's just going to get tiring.
Taylor: seriously. constantly calling you long-distance from their undisclosed bunker in latin america to harass you for making money.
Taylor: meanwhile they're calling collect of course
Taylor: this is how i'm imagining the 2020s this morning
Oct 10th
“A girl cannot have a big pasta meal anymore and walk down the street. I mean, I...”
– Eva Mendes
Oct 9th
Is Thinking Interrupting Your Sleep? →
Yes.
Oct 8th
Inappropriate.
Me: I think I pulled my groin at the gym.
Nivedatta (co-worker): With who?
Me: At the gym?
Both of Us: *cackling*
Oct 8th
Halo playing boys need sustenance
Me: Call me later if you wanna meet up. I could come over and cook you guys dinner while you play if you like
John: shall do.
John: no way really?
Me: I love to cook, you know that
John: you are a Goddess you know that?
Oct 7th
Oct 5th
My Management Style
Me to my team: “I’m heading out; if you need me, do it yourselves. “
Oct 5th
ScienceDaily: STD's found in Brooklyn canal →
Oct 5th