January 2008
34 posts
My life is just a series of humorous chats.
Me: Ok, so I obviously haven't looked at it in detail, but from first glance this DC 8 memo looks AMAZING
Co-Worker: cool
Me: And since we live in a superficial society based on first glances, what else matters?
Co-Worker: lol perfect
Me: haha
Me: :D
Co-Worker: and my next goal is to spam you're email until it crashes
Me: YEEEES
Me: DO IT
Co-Worker: working on it
Banana Phone →
Operator get me Bejing-jing-jing -ing
By LauraDameeks Tags : crackface, random
Daniel: How educated are your customers?
Me: Well considering I'm usually dealing directly with the CFO, CIO or Controller, I'd said fairly
Daniel: I'm envoius.
Daniel: envious
Me: Looks like it's rubbing off.
I just spent zero dollars on two perscriptions which, had I been uninsured, would have cost me $873.98. holyshit
There There
Me: We have that Australia meeting at 5, but honestly I'm not too worried and if by some chance I get hit by a car, I think you could handle it
Me: Were you on that invite?
Co-Worker: lol
Me: I feel like we don't have many questions for them, yes?
Co-Worker: i love ur positive thinking
Me: Hey, we're all just accidents waiting to happen
VLOOKUP
I was just on a call with someone from Spain and he referred to the VLOOKUP function in excel as “oo-vey lookup”. SCORE.
Shit, son.
[redacted]: humans are supposed to shit at least 2 times a day
[redacted]: lol
Me: 2?
Me: I average 1
[redacted]: sometimes i'm good. 2-3 times
Me: THREE?!
[redacted]: i've done it before
Me: haha
[redacted]: [redacted] goes probably 4-5 times a day
Me: FIVE?!!?
Me: OMG
[redacted]: yeah
Me: No.
[redacted]: he poops a lot
Me: That's so grossssss
[redacted]: HIS colon is clean
Me: That would be such a time consuming effort
Me: What does he eat/
[redacted]: im not sure
Tea Today Jan 23 →
Tea Today January 23, 2008 Green Kombucha Tea from Yogi Tea. Tea snobs cringe as I use the microwave and squeeze my tea bag.
By LauraDameeks Tags : TeaToday, really awesome filter (1:09) , tea
Me: So the "visit" this past weekend was just a pack of lie?!
Me: Or just one lie, not in a pack at all.
Taylor: lol a small herd of lies?
Taylor: but yeah, it was a premature proclamation
Me: A lot of guys have that problem
Taylor: so i've been told by about half of the ads that run during any given football game.
“i have a feeling that by the time im done with this engagement you’re...”
– Nicole, my staff
I have a strange rash on my ankles/legs, btw
Me: I'm gonna work through lunch because I'm leaving at like 2
Me: I'll prolly do some work during my inevitable wait at the drs office
Co-worker: yea i'll probably grab something and bring it back around 1-130ish
Me: Coool
Co-Worker: nah just wear shorts to the drs and once they see you you'll go right in
Me: haha
Me: For sure
This just in from Paris
“Immigration / customs here is nonexistant. Iv had more trouble getting intoi bars” -Tim
Laundry Hacking →
My year in cities, 2007
I stayed at least one night in each. Here they are in order:
New York, NY*
Minneapolis, MN*
Cleveland, OH*
Ft. Meyers, FL
Burlington, MA*
Kansas City, MO*
Charlotte, NC
Raleigh, NC
Rocky Mount, NC
Dallas, TX*
Virginia Beach, VA
Hoboken, NJ*
Huntersville, NC
Malibu, CA
Los Angeles, CA
Las Vegas, NV
Waltham, MA
Bethlehem, PA
Boston, MA
* were visited multiple...
iPhone putting on a Lotus Notes suit? →
This could be the straw that breaks up my relationship with my Blackberry.
Hey, you can post comments now
Thanks disqus
Via doree who got it from revengetherapy
Friday Night Drama 01-11-08 →
CRAZY NIGHT.
By LauraDameeks Tags : cyberSex (0:13)
Lunch Today Jan 08 →
Lunch Today January 8, 2008. I had a hankering.
By LauraDameeks Tags : MealToday
Recorded video →
Me Today January 3, 2008. Yeah it’s Jan 3rd, even though I say Dec 3rd in the video. Oops. Stole Tim’s Mac for a little record in browser fun.
By LauraDameeks Tags : MeToday