December 2008
31 posts
Sexy
Tim: cd /opt
Tim: aaand ur not the terminal
Monkey see, monkey do
Me: Bush is announcing auto bailout
Tim: ahh
Me: He's gonna speak
Me: This should be rich
Tim: they gave him a banana that should calm him down for a few
“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via kristenisfornerd)
Watchjuliaallison:
BRILLIANCE.
I particularly like the line that he should try negotiating with the “insecure, Ugg-boots-over-jeans girls”.
Overachiever
Tim: Yep met up with old sr manager for drinks during lunch with my current boss
Tim: Was a good time
Tim: were there for a bit, we have to do reviews and goals this afternoon, that could be interesting
20 mins later
Tim: yep… a goal from my boss is to wear a beanie to work, and it has to have a propeller on the top… good times at lunch today
Watch
Rod Blagojevich on the Daily Show in 2006. Watch the whole thing.
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Beware of the Doghouse →
Coffee →
Amazing coffee-based illustrations.
:( NPR Announces Layoffs, Show Cancellations →
Advice for the recently unemployed.
alexbalk:
Every day brings more news of layoffs and staffing reductions. At this point I’m now a veteran of idleness, and I want to share something I wish I had been told at the outset of my termination; it would have saved me a lot of time and agony. Anyway, here it is:
To unlock World 4, you need to defeat the Boss in World 2 as Mini-Mario. (You have to “ground pound” his head three times.)...