May 2008
30 posts
Weigh Today May 20 →
May 20, 2008 Weigh Today….
By LauraDameeks Tags : WeighToday, fitness
Socially Awkward
Whenever the guy who scans my card at the gym says, “Have a nice workout,” I say, “You too.”
But I like realize halfway through the “too” that he’s working, not working out. And I’m an idiot. So I kind of trail off, sounding even more idiotic.
If I'm acting crazy at the end of June, it's the...
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“I’ve never had it so sloppy before”
– Overheard in the office
True love
Me: How long will it take to drive to Saratoga?
Tim: About three and a half hours.
Me: Do you think we'll be able to survive that long in a car together?
Tim: If not, I'll just duct tape you and throw you in the trunk.
Weigh Today May 13 →
Weigh Today May 13, 2008
By LauraDameeks Tags : WeighToday, fitness, weight, weight loss
Today In Catalogs: 5 Hideous Things Urban... →
My Boss: Laura, you are the quietest person I've ever been in a conference room with.
Me: I'm here to work, not socialize. (*laughs*) (*isn't really kidding*)
I really want to sign-up for this 10k in October, but I’m chicken shit.
I'm really bad at the water cooler chit-chat.
I was just in the kitchen, filling my water bottle and putting some milk in my Dunkin’s (CLUTCH….I saw one on the way AND remembered I still had money on a gift card from Christmas). And this woman who I don’t know says to me, “Another day, another dollar.” (She was white and middle-aged, fyi).
How does one respond to that?
I just said, “Oh I know, I feel...
It's kind of fitting that I know him as Deezil and...
Me: Nutting really
Me: Just trying to get a lilttle work done
Me: Have the headphones cranked up to drown out the middle-aged chit chat
Daniel: Nuttin and chillin, chillin and nuttin
Daniel: LOL
Daniel: I have lots of that going around
Me: That sentence doesn't make sense
Daniel: the chit-chat
Daniel: there's a lot of it going on around me
Me: Ohhhh
Me: I thought you meant nuttin
Daniel: LOL
Me: And I was concerned for your safety
Daniel: hahahaha
Me: You know this is going on the blog.
Teens tell police they converted skull into bong →
I guess the corner store was out of Zig Zags.
“Everything you’ve given me, I’ve swallowed”
– overheard in the office
Another day, another woot off.
Daniel Williams: You need one of the iPod batteries.
Me: Eh
Me: You just want it to switch
Daniel Williams: Yep.
Your Co-workers' Kids Help You Get Things Done →
Or your co-workers just sit around all day and talk about their kids and distract you. But at least they leave at 4pm to get the rugrats from daycare, so you can get some work done for a couple hours.
“Continuously stretching ourselves will even help us lose weight, according to...”
– New Habits Expand Our Minds—Literally (will listen to country on the drive in tomorrow)
Weigh Today May 6 →
Weigh Today May 6
By LauraDameeks Tags : fitness, weighToday, weight loss
Last.fm Plus YouTube—Like MTV but with Music You... →
The title of this article made me lol.
While planning a potential trip to India this...
Manager: where are your freq flyer miles and hotels - still continental/starwood?
Me: Yup
VidChallenge Reply: Morning Hair →
Sunday May 4, 2008 Pretty awesome.
By LauraDameeks Tags : MorningHair, vidChallenge