September 2008
75 posts
August 2008
64 posts
Tay sums it up best:
Former Miss Alaska no less. And she’s smoked pot. BUT, she’s a creationist.
My co-worker's friend is dating a new guy...(she's...
Co-Worker: When she got in the car, he gave her a binder full of her sorority history - she has quizzed him over their talks and he kept all the info and organized it
Me: LOLOL
Me: She needs a reality tv show.
You know what I just realized...
Lincoln is rumored to have been gay, and the new $5 bills are purple. Just sayin’.
Hillary's Speech Was Good
Me: Hopefully it'll get those retard Hillary supporters who say they're gonna vote for McCain to STFU
Amy Sparks: hopefully
Amy Sparks: those people are just beyond me
Amy Sparks: they shouldn't be allowed to vote for being so stupid
Me: I wanna beat those people across the face with a hot open turkey sandwich
Guyland Author: It's Women's Fault Men Are Lazy... →
“I trust you completely, 100%.”
– my naive co-worker, to me
“‘For most students,’ notes one perceptive San Diego State graduate,...”
– Radar Online : The Worst Schools in America
What to Expect When You're Aborting →
Oh wait, all I had to do was LIE about where I live and who my cable provider is. Ok, fine. NOW look what you made me do.
Do you have to be twins to compete in synchronized... →
“Eww, that’s nasty… I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps”
– Amanda Beard (slow fuckin’ clap)
Wild
Did you know that Joe Francis, the Girls Gone Wild guy’s family used to build churches in the south back in the day?
The things you learn while watching True Hollywood Story at the gym.
Mondays
I was listening to This American Life this morning in the car. Now I have Phill Collins stuck in my head.
“People riot the same way they orgasm. This is why the riots of men end as fast...”
– Speed Levitch
It really annoys me that McDonalds is sponsoring...
Let's not even bother having an election →
Oh and just so we're clear...
It’s 2008. They’ve almost created an invisibility cloak. But under no circumstances can you re-route a FedEx package once it has been shipped.
So it's Monday....
…and I therefore don’t want to do shit. (Well, that’s not really unique to Mondays, but I digress).
My co-worker just asked me to compile a document to send to our client, with questions and such. I asked how I should format it. He responded it was up to me to format it however I “would want if [I] were receiving it.”
So I’m thinking I’ll just not do...
“You say the things that I think in my head!”
– My client, to me.
Bernie Mac dies at 50 →
Me: Are we gonna do any work today?
Co-Worker: Yeah, I think so.
I want to die at home, Paul Newman tells his... →
NO!
Well at least Paul will live on in my fridge.
How to Be a Scene Girl →
“You MUST have a MySpace.”
Well let's not even bother having the election...
I think we just found the perfect electronic voting system.
alexbalk:
“Paris Hilton may think John McCain is just a ‘wrinkly white-haired guy,’ but the Republican presidential candidate apparently has figured out the younger generation just fine. Over the past two weeks, his “celebrity” attacks have stomped Democratic presidential opponent Sen. Barack Obama in YouTube hits.
Mr. McCain has...