January 2009
59 posts
PELOSI SAYS BIRTH CONTROL WILL HELP ECONOMY →
rickyv:
This just in: logic is controversial.
Brooklyn PS student turns in wallet packed with... →
Is it me, or does the mom look kinda pissed he gave back the money?
“Next to the Bible and Harry Potter, [the Ikea catalog is] the third most printed...”
– This video, about recreating the 2008 cover as a 3-D installation
So
this week at work has been busy, but not busy enough to keep me from trolling the internets. I found these cool sisters who make weekly vlogs to each other to stay in touch. It kinda made me want a sister or a far away friend with enough time to make videos to me. They were responsible for the video I posted yesterday about comment haters. Their other videos are equally as witty, but I mostly...
So I've had Britney Spears' "Circus" in my head...
And here’s the thing, it’s kinda kinda catchy. Typical Britney crap. But the thing that really annoys me about the song is the lyric “I’m like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage.”
Britney,
You’re not “like” a performer, you are a performer. This simile makes no sense. The line could be “I’m a performer, and the dancefloor is my...
Dear Tumblr,
You suck at RSS feeds.
Love,
Laura
A friend of mine works with smart people
Manager: have the informatica id's been cleared up?
Plebeian: you mean the informatica ids?
Manager: yes.....
“It says the business was closed. Are you closed?”
– FedEx customer service, upon reviewing the status of a package being delivered to my apt
Well that was fun
We all got to relive some of my earlier mobile uploads, as I changed my RSS settings and apparently broke Tumblr. (Hopefully) now returning to your regularly sporadically scheduled blogging.
My boyfriend knows I'm an auditor at heart and...
Tim: nope, been working on the bookshelves
Tim: i think i got it
Tim: and my drill died
Tim: 1 more screw
Tim: i'll wait for ur signoff before attaching them to the wall ;)
Me: Sign-off!
'Atlas Shrugged': From Fiction to Fact in 52 Years... →
99 Things, but a bitch ain't one.
Tim saw this over at Brandice’s blog, and thought it would be fun. I’m bored and shall join in.
Things you’ve already done: bold Things you want to do: italicize Things you haven’t done and don’t want to - leave in plain font
1. Started your own blog. 2. Slept under the stars. 3. Played in a band. 4. Visited Hawaii. 5. Watched a meteor shower. 6. Given more than you can afford to...
Red state, blue state. Don't matter, as long as...
Daniel: One of my male co-workers lotioned himself up this morning
Daniel: and he smells 'pretty' as he puts it.
Me: LOL
Me: That's gay.
Daniel: He's married and has 3 kids. In more urban areas, it's considered metrosexual, in rural areas, it is 'I'm just using my wife's lotion'
Me: Interesting. But I think in both areas, his co-workers would tell him he's fucking gay.
Daniel: LOL
Daniel: I've done that already this morning
Mike Huckabee On Sarah Palin: Katie Couric Was... →
Have the ‘12 primaries started already?
Sometimes my dad chats like a teenage gurl.
Dad: l8r!
Dad: Luv u!
Me: Love you too
