Maybe-Not

Jul 27

AMAZING.
(via zachdionne)

AMAZING.

(via zachdionne)

Jul 26

doree:

hman:

“…As best as we can deduce, the raccoon made a hole in the screen of awindow in the kitchen that was open. It pooped on the stove and all over the counter and generally caused a gigantic mess. 
Looks like the raccoon pushed out the silverware drawers to get out, and tried to squeeze itself through the little crack in the back of the silverware drawer. It must have gotten its head out and then suffocated as it couldn’t get its body out. So, the raccoon was dead by the time we got up in the morning and its body was still in the cabinet…”
(Fucked in Park Slope)

Oh my God this is horrible and gross and sad, and yet… also sort of hilarious.

doree:

hman:

“…As best as we can deduce, the raccoon made a hole in the screen of a
window in the kitchen that was open. It pooped on the stove and all over the
counter and generally caused a gigantic mess.

Looks like the raccoon pushed out the silverware drawers to get out, and
tried to squeeze itself through the little crack in the back of the silverware drawer. It must have gotten its head out and then suffocated as it couldn’t get its body out. So, the raccoon was dead by the time we got up in the morning and its body was still in the cabinet…”

(Fucked in Park Slope)

Oh my God this is horrible and gross and sad, and yet… also sort of hilarious.

Jul 22

Bang bang, shoot shoot

As I’ve mentioned before, I really loved Gretchen Rubin’s The Happiness Project.  I’m loving her blog even more!  What a great way to keep a book alive!

Her Secrets to Adulthood really struck a cord with me.  She recently posted some more.

The things that go wrong often make the best memories.

I will try to remember this on my wedding day.

The quickest way to progress from A to B is NOT to work the hardest.

Oh god yes.  I was the queen of cutting corners in college, worked as hard as I needed to in my first job (watch other people work themselves to death, with questionable results). 

Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. (Actually, Voltaire came up with that one, not me.)

This is my new mantra of wedding planning.  Thanks, Voltaire.

Most decisions don’t require extensive research.

And I’ve found the ones I’ve made with little-to-none are some of the best ones.

What you do EVERY DAY matters more than what you do ONCE IN A WHILE.

Yes.  Budgeting, dieting, being nice to your partner, family, and friends.  YES.

You know as much as most people.

Working on internalizing that one, but yes.

You can choose what you do; you can’t choose what you LIKE to do.

Unfortunately, totally true.

atsween:

“aquaman”
I make fun of Aquaman a lot, but you can’t draw something and not feel some affection for it.
He is a really good swimmer.

atsween:

“aquaman”

I make fun of Aquaman a lot, but you can’t draw something and not feel some affection for it.

He is a really good swimmer.

Bye, bye cable!

Bye, bye cable!

Jul 20

Outlander (Outlander, #1)Outlander by Diana Gabaldon

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This book defies categorization. I went into it on a recommendation from Brandice. I hesitated, because I know she likes straight up smut. But this isn’t a romance novel, at least not in the sense that I think of romance novels. The sex and the love are just touching details that illuminate this epic.

The book is 100 stories in one. The heroine is lovable, relatable, real. The details of every life exquisitely frame the enticing plot. The revelations are chilling. The possible time-travel theories and witch hunt hypotheses are SO fun to wonder about. The historical references and implications are fascinating. It’s not just a novel that takes place in history, it’s a novel that let’s history affect its characters in very real and intriguing ways. There are so many layers to this book; they unfold at the perfect speed, drawing you into the story.

Love love love love, cannot wait to read the other books in the series.

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Jul 19

My fiancé is so sexy, no one can deny it!!

Jul 17

I love the marathon necklace @brandice got me!

I love the marathon necklace @brandice got me!

Jul 16

Gorgeous

Gorgeous

Jul 15

Old school lunch!: 

No jokes, 8 points of gloryOld school lunch!:

No jokes, 8 points of glory